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Humour Best One-liners

QueenOfHearts

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Hey guys. What are some of the best jokes and one-liners you've heard when it comes to gambling? Mine is:

How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?

A: You pay him for the pizza.
 

Sting

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That is so funny! My best one is:

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon Cards!

Next best one is:

If you're playing poker and you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you!
 

Muay

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OMG those are so funny! I love Chuck Norris jokes. I didn't know they even had them for gambling. Does anyone know any more Chuck gambling jokes?
 

Porash

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That is so funny! My best one is:

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon Cards!

Next best one is:

If you're playing poker and you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you!
xDDD Good
 
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